Bring Back The Dark: The Queen of Nothing Review

Book Reviews, Commentary

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Remember the end of The Cruel Prince? I don’t remember it verbatim, but I remember the feeling. It was so sinister. The image of Cardan sitting on the throne, offering it up to Jude and telling her how hard she worked for it. The promise of future darkness to come.

The end of that book is in stark contrast to the end of this one.

Now don’t get me wrong, the ending of the Folk of Air series isn’t bad. It’s satisfying and Holly Black keeps Cardan and Jude apart for just the right amount of time and the ending makes sense (as far as a story about faeries can) and follows the trajectory of the series as a whole, but I think that’s why I didn’t love it, because of the trajectory.

Throughout the books, Cardan and Jude drag themselves out their own worse parts and into the light. In the first book, Jude is angry and violent and, not a bad person, but not quite a good person. She does things because she wants power and a place in Faerie and if the good of Faerie happens to align with her interests, well that’s a plus. Cardan is cruel and dangerous, but fun and charming. But then, after everything, they end up just…good. Cardan is a good guy THE ENTIRE BOOK (and maybe even before as he apparently saved mortals, a detail I didn’t think needed to be added) and Jude doesn’t make half the morally questionable decisions she used too (remember when she killed that messenger just because she was told to). I miss the people they were before.

And not only is the complexity of characters paling a bit compared to the previous books but the complexity of Jude’s relationships, the complexity I adored, the complexity that got it on almost every fantasy agent’s MSWL, was missing almost entirely. Take Jude and Taryn’s relationship. After Taryn’s betrayal, Taryn gives a not-so-convincing explanation and Taryn and Jude pretty much make up immediately without much time being devoted to it. The relationship between Madoc and Jude, while touched on, takes a back seat in this book as well. And, maybe most disappointedly, Jude’s relationship with Faerie and, by proxy, Cardan is also simplified. Turns out Cardan’s betrayal at the end of the last book was just a misunderstanding and then Cardan and Jude are just in love, no self-hatred or power-plays in sight. And Jude doesn’t work that hard to make people accept a mortal queen of Faerie.

And it’s not as if there wasn’t space for this complexity.

What the Author Could’ve Done:

Cardan thought Jude was working with Madoc and he knows Jude killed his brother even though he asked her not to. And Jude thought Cardan had tricked and used her her entire exile, and no part of her doubted it so she clearly thought he was capable of it. Black could’ve played with that distrust much, much more, especially since Black does this kind of clever thing where Cardan’s biggest changes happen when Jude isn’t there (when she’s captured by the Undersea, when she’s banished). This keeps Cardan interesting and saves us the effort of tracking each step of his development, but it means Jude has to rise to meet Cardan’s level of affection and we don’t always see that work. I can maybe buy Cardan realizing how much he loves Jude in her absence, but Jude distrusts Cardan her entire exile, then Cardan gives an, again, not-so-convincing explanation and boom, Jude is in love. Also, we see a very small hint of Cardan’s previous anger when it’s directed at Randalin. It would’ve been nice to see that on display more. How would Jude feel if Cardan’s cruelty was directed for her instead of against her? Would she have encouraged it, used it?

Black could’ve also made the end a bit less rosy. No one dies (who else totally called that Cardan wasn’t going to die but rise from the snake) and everyone gets paired off (the one thing I genuinely disliked was Black making it painfully obvious that Ghost and Taryn were going to end up together. It’s not as if Taryn doesn’t have a happy ending already, that was just pushing it over the edge).

What I Would’ve Done: 

If I had written this series, I would’ve done the above and had Cardan bring Jude down a little bit instead of Jude’s love (not even really Jude herself who is no saint) bringing Cardan up and, in the end, they both take the throne as flawed rulers after doing some terrible things. And I kinda wish Cardan did something awful in the mortal world like Jude expected (which further shows that Jude does not yet know this new Cardan), something a faerie would do but a mortal would not, just to show that there’s more work to be done.

Conclusion:

The previous books, The Cruel Prince in particular, had a GoT first season air about it in that this fantasy land wasn’t good and bad, but kinda all bad. Where sinister meant smart (Madoc as Tywin) and there’s no good prince (Dain as Joffrey) but Black chose to play it safe and it devolved into a fairytale. This makes sense with the way the series was going but I miss the dark. So I guess it ended up like GoT season seven: I don’t mind where it ended up, but I wish it got there a little differently.

6 Scene That Would’ve Made the Game Of Thrones Finale Worth It

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WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD

So there’s been a lot of talk about the Game of Thrones finale. Personally, I don’t mind where it went, just how it got there. I hoped the finale would be amazing and justify everything but, since it didn’t, I decided to take matters into my own hands by coming up with my scenes, and thus my own endings, for some of the most important characters in the show. Now, for this exercise, I wanted to keep changes to just the finale but there was one character that made that kinda tricky. So the changes are for the final two episodes: ‘The Bells’ and ‘The Iron Throne’. With that said, for your consideration, the new finale.

Character: Jamie

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The Problem Most People Had With His Ending: All his character growth seemed to go to waste.

Personal Opinion: For me, Jamie was one of my favorite characters because he had layers. For me, he never quite changed, we just learned more about him and he became one of the most nuanced characters on the show. I’m not surprised he went back to Cersei, they never really broke up. I’m not even surprised he died with her. However, I’m sad he never had to make a choice that put his character growth to the test.

New Ending: Jamie actually makes it to the Red Keep in time to enact Tyrion’s plan of him and Cersei running away together. However, as he and Cersei talk, we find that Cersei has other plans. Cersei tries to convince Jamie to lure Tyrion to the Red Keep under the guise of helping them escape, where they capture him in order to execute him in front of Dany unless she surrenders (so in this finale the Missandei thing didn’t happen). Jamie counters by pointing out that Dany might actually make the world a better place, and asks if Cersei really not want that that bad? Does she really not want to live peacefully with him that bad? Cersei responds by saying Jamie is not enough, for her or her child. Jamie calls her ‘a hateful woman’ and they officially break up.

Later, after the battle, Jamie asks to be part of the Kingsguard with Brienne, in doing so keeping his oath to her. Brienne lets him. Jamie then sheepishly asks her out, and Brienne, to his face, makes an oath to NEVER BE WITH HIM AGAIN.

Character: Cersei

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The Problem Most People Had With Her Ending: Other than the whole ‘move to the left thing’, WHY DIDN’T DANY GO TO THE RED KEEP FIRST AND KILL CERSEI INSTEAD OF ZIG-ZAGGING ALL ACROSS KING’S LANDING!!

Personal Opinion: WHY DIDN’T DANY GO TO THE RED KEEP FIRST AND KILL CERSEI INSTEAD OF ZIG-ZAGGING ALL ACROSS KING’S LANDING!!!!!

New Ending: Despite the bells, Cersei doesn’t open the doors of the Red Keep and tries to escape. There is not enough Unsullied to take the Red keep (cause of the Battle at Winterfell). Thus, Dany burns the Red Keep and the people around it, eventually exposing Cersei and burning her too.

Character: Dany

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The Problem Most People Had With Her Ending: Her descent into madness was way too quick.

Personal Opinion: I completely agree. She goes from brutally killing her enemies, most of whom were evil, or at the very least dick-ish, to brutally killing peasants who have NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING. She doesn’t even kill Cersei directly.

New Ending: Honestly, no one scene can really fix this. I would have liked to see her make more morally questionable decisions throughout the seasons such as, in order to kill one bad guy, she has to kill three innocents, something like that. That said, I also would have liked for her to maybe try and murder Jon so his heritage actually ends up meaning something. Perhaps with the same poison Ellaria Sand used. So, when Jon and Dany kiss for the final time, and Jon kills her, afterward, he starts to feel the effects. He looks around only to find the antidote wrapped around Dany’s neck (don’t ask how she learned this trick, I don’t know,  maybe after inquiring after Varys’ plans to kill her. A poison drink would also work).

Character: Bran

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The Problem Most People Had With Her Ending: Other people had good stories too, so Tyrion’s reason for making him king was odd.

Personal Opinion: I agree, Bran as king is odd (especially considering he has demonstrated zero leadership skills) but I also think the show wrote itself into a hole. The only people who could rule were at that meeting, and Bran was the most inoffensive choice other than Sansa and Tyrion. Sansa, however, is too tied to North, and Grey Worm would kill Tyrion before letting him be king.

New Ending: When Tyrion suggests it, Brans says he can’t be king cause he’s the three-eyed raven. Tyrion says that’s the reason he should be king. He has no agenda, is above the petty squabbles of the nobles, and he can see the lives of the people, who they serve, so can actually see their decisions affect them.

Character: Jon

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The Problem Most People Had With Her Ending: There is zero point to the Night’s Watch as far as anyone can tell, and for him to go through so much only to end up where he started kinda sucks.

Personal Opinion: While I liked Jon’s ending, I think it was clumsily done. I mean, did he actually have to go? Who was there to enforce the punishment? Grey Worm sailed off and the only person who seemed to have a problem with Jon’s decision was Yara Greyjoy, who, let’s face it, is not about to start a war over this by herself. So did people just expect Jon to sit at the wall, alone and unguarded? What the hell?

New Ending: Jon gives Grey Worm his word that he will join the Night’s Watch. But, when he’s saying goodbye to Sansa, Arya comes in saying that Grey Worm and the Unsullied have left, as Sansa told her to look out for that. Sansa then points out to Jon that he doesn’t actually have to go, no one is left to punish him. Jon says he gave Grey Worm his word, but Sansa tells him to stop being stupid and that’s he’s sacrificed and died and served and for once in his life, he should just choose happiness. Sansa tells him not to make Ned’s mistakes. Jon listens and goes North of the Wall.

Character: Arya

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The Problem Most People Had With Her Ending: She abandons her family after trying for so long to get back to them. Plus, she has only expressed a passing interest in travel really. Throughout the seasons, she mostly traveled out of necessity.

Personal Opinion: While I liked her ending, it is odd that she goes for essentially no reason.

New Ending: Arya stays in Winterfell for a while, but starts to feel restless. After some time, Bran sends her a note about a green-eyed threat in the west. Excited to have a mission and put her face-taking skills to use, she takes off.

 

Honestly, I know these scenes don’t fix everything but, hopefully, they fix a bit. Let me know what you think? Are there any changes I should make? Did I make it worst? Should I write the script for this (I actually will if enough people request it). And finally, let me know your thoughts on the Game of Thrones finale.

Spy Review

Commentary

So I was lucky enough to go see a press screening of Spy (I was on the guest list, it felt very exclusive) and here’s my review of it.

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So there are those who would discount a movie starring Melissa McCarthy movie as a dumb slapstick after the whole Tammy fiasco, but I’m happy to say McCarthy has been redeemed. Yes, the narrative, while it has its share of surprises, isn’t exactly mind-blowing, but that’ because it doesn’t go against what it is, a classic underdog story. And the movie isn’t a slapstick saturated with fat jokes, but rather its comedy comes from its characters. In fact, McCarthy, who plays Susan Cooper, is kind of badass. She starts off as a charmingly awkward underdog then morphs into Mullins from The Heat, demonstrating her range. Yet, surprisingly, Jason Stratham is the second star of this show, providing an amazingly funny semi-antagonist in his character, Rick Ford. After him, Peter Serafinowicz as Aldo. So yes the characters are stereotypical spoofs on common spy tropes, but they’re hilarious spoofs. Plus, Spy is progressive without trying to be and is a great movie if you just want an easy comedy with surprisingly great fight scenes.

One note, however, McCarthy and her ‘love interest’ Jude Law DIDN’T MAKE OUT. I mean, after all that work, I’m just saying.